| If He Is
A... |
Say To Him, "Our
relationship has... |
| armchair athlete without a job. |
been shut out 45 to 0 with 18 turnovers." |
| astronomer |
been a black hole." |
| banker/accountant |
gone bankrupt." |
| bartender |
been on the rocks." |
| boxer |
been K.O.'d." |
| bus driver |
reached the end of the line." |
| carpenter |
had a sinking foundation." |
| chemist |
been under a fume hood for too long." |
| doctor |
been malpracticed." |
| economist |
been in a ten year recession." |
| electrician |
been short circuited." |
| engineer |
been miscalculated." |
| fireman |
been burned to the ground." |
| football player |
been fumbled at the one yard line." |
| geologist |
been taken for granite." |
| lawyer |
been given the death penalty." |
| mathematician |
been taken to the limit." |
| milkman |
gone sour." |
| miner |
gone bust." |
| opera star |
reached its grand finale." |
| personnel worker |
been terminated." |
| physicist |
lacked harmonic motion." |
| pilot |
lost power in all its engines." |
| policeman |
copped out." |
| politician |
been impeached." |
| programmer |
been core dumped." |
| race car driver |
run its course." |
| sailor |
lost at sea." |
| soldier |
been wiped out." |
| teacher |
flunked out." |
| truck driver |
overturned on our highway of life." |
