The Lighter Side of Marriage

-Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

-It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

-Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

-A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

-There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

-Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

-Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

-Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

-Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE

-Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

-It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get MARRIED!

-Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS
listen.

-Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

-Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

-They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defence.

-There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

-When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

-Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

-There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

-Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

\\----SO ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH IT ?----//