| What she says |
What it really means |
| You want |
You want |
| We need |
I want |
| It's your decision |
The correct decision should be obvious by now |
| Do what you want |
You'll pay for this later. |
| We need to talk |
I need to complain |
| Sure... go ahead |
I don't want you to. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight. |
Is sex all you ever think about? |
| You're ... so manly |
You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| I'm not upset |
Of course I'm upset, you moron! |
| I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! |
I'm on my period. |
| Be romantic, turn out the lights. |
I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient |
I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains |
. . .and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper..... |
| I need wedding shoes |
the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of
white. |
| Hang the picture there |
NO, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise |
I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? |
I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me? |
I did something today you're really not going
to like. |
| I'll be ready in a minute. |
Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
T.V. |
| Is my butt fat? |
Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate. |
Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me!? |
[Too late, you're dead.] |
| Yes |
No |
| No |
No |
| Maybe |
No |
| I'm sorry. |
You'll be sorry. |
| Do you like this recipe? |
It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to
it. |
| Was that the baby? |
Why don't you get out of bed and rock him until
he goes to sleep. |
| I'm not yelling! |
Yes I am yelling because I think this is
important. |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish |
It goes without saying that we're stopping at
the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books,
and OMIGOD |
| Those pink sheets would look great in the
bedroom |
. . .and did you bring your chequebook? |
| In answer to the
question: "What's wrong?" |
| The same old thing |
Nothing |
| Nothing |
Everything |
| Everything |
My PMS is acting up |
| Nothing, really |
It's just that you're such an asshole |
| I don't want to talk about it |
Go away, |
