Dirty Balls

During a routine physical, a doctor tells his patient to drop his pants. After the examination, the doctor says to the man, "You have the filthiest balls I've ever seen!" The guy goes home to his wife and says, "I want to talk to you about something." She replies, "Not now, I've been so busy lately that I haven't had time to wipe my arse!" He says, "That's what I want to talk to you about."

The Big Dick (1)

A guy is sitting on an aeroplane when he sees a beautiful woman sitting across the aisle. He notices that she is reading a magazine about penis size, so he decides he had better introduce himself. He walks across and says, "What you reading?" She says, "Well, it says here that Native Americans have the thickest cocks of all men. And it also says that Polish men have the longest cocks of all men. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't get your name."

The Big Dick (2)

A virgin white girl gets married to a black guy and she's rather nervous about the wedding night as she's heard that black men are better endowed than white men. She explains this to her husband who tells her he knows how to get round the situation which is to show her his dick, bit by bit. The wife lies in bed and sees three inches of dick come round the door. "Are you nervous yet?" says her husband. "No, I'm OK" she replies. Another six inches of dick comes around the door and he says "Are you still OK?" "Yes" she replies. A further foot comes around the door and she says "I'm still not nervous". "OK," her husband replies, "I'm coming up the stairs"

The Big Dick (3)

Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the madam was surprised to see an amputee. "Look at yourself," the madam said, "no arms, no legs, what could you possibly do here?" The amputee replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

The Big Dick (4)

Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" "That, son, is the elephant's penis." "Mummy said it was nothing." "Your mother's spoilt, Son."

The Big Dick (5)

A guy is in the pub toilet having a piss when the door to the bathroom opens. In walks a very large, very muscular guy. This guy proceeds to pull down his pants, revealing a very large penis. To the man's amazement, the muscular guy growls and slams his penis into the sink attached to the wall. It shatters, spraying pieces and water everywhere. Next, the muscular man growls louder, and slams his penis into one of the stalls, making the entire thing collapse. Then he slams his penis into the wall of the room, knocking a very large hole into it. The muscular man approaches the scared guy having a piss. "Hey, mate, do you see this very large, very strong cock?" he asks. "Yes," replies the guy taking a leak. "Do you know what I am going to do with this very large, very strong cock?" the muscular man asks. "No, I'm afraid I don't," says the first man. "I'm going to shove it up your arse!" exclaims the muscular guy. "Jesus, that's a relief. I thought you were going to hit me with it!"

The Big Dick (6)

This guy was going out with a girl called Wendy. In fact he cared so much for her that he had her name tattooed on his dick so that when he became erect she could read her full name unfolding from "WY" to "WENDY". One day, he goes on holiday to Jamaica. Answering the call of nature, he enters a public toilet. There, next to him, he can see an enormous native, also taking a leak. Our hero takes a glance to his side and notices that the native also has "WY" tattooed on his dick. "Hey", he says, trying to strike up a conversation, "are you seeing a woman called Wendy too? You seem to have her name on your dick." "Wendy?", replies the native, "don't know any one with that name! My tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica. Have a very nice day."