Get Your Tits Out

Jack's wife, Mary, is very beautiful. She keeps herself in very good shape and looks like a model. 

One day Joe, Jack's friend, comes over to their house when Jack isn't home and while talking to Mary offers to give her £200 if she will show him her left breast. 

Mary is taken aback by the offer but after thinking about it decides to call his bluff and exposes her left breast to him. 

Jack smiles and gives her the £200 and offers another £200 to see her right breast. 

Amazed at the money in her hand she flashes him her right breast and he hands her another £200. 

Mary laughs a little and says "Joe, you're mad. What's going on here?" 

"You're so beautiful." he replies, "Jack is such a lucky man." at which time he offers to pay her a final £200 if she will show him both her breasts. 

In disbelief she agrees but insists he must leave after giving her the money which is exactly what happens. 

About an hour later Jack comes home from work. 

"Did Joe visit today?", he asks. 

Mary slightly apprehensive answers 'Yes, yes he did." 

"Good," Jack replies, "did he give you the £600 he owes me?"