Getting A Brother

A child walks in on his parents having sex and asks "what are you doing?

" The father tells his son that they are making him a little brother.

The child, satisfied with the answer, leaves the room.

A few days later the father comes home to find his son crying on the porch.

Being a responsible parent the father inquires to why the son is crying.

"Son...why are you crying?" says the father

"Remember the baby brother you and mum were making for me..."

"Yes," the father says a little embarrassed.

"Well," the child continues trying not to start crying again, "the mailman came over today and ate him!"