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Leaving for Las Vegas
A man comes home from work to find his wife in
the bedroom, packing her suitcase.
"What the hell are you doing?"
he asks.
"I'm leavin' you for a better life," she replies.
"Where do you think you're going?" he asks.
"I'm going to Las
Vegas," she answers. "I hear they pay £400 for a blowjob
there."
The man thinks for a minute, then gets his suitcase out, and
starts packing his clothes.
"What the hell are you doing?" his
wife asks.
"I'm going to Las Vegas, too," he answers. "I want
to see how you live on £800 a year!"
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