Peter and Les

PETER BEARDSLEY IS WORRIED THAT HIS PENIS IS TOO SMALL, SO HE NOTICES IN THE SHOWER ROOM THAT LES FERDINAND IS WELL ENDOWED.

HE WALKS UP TO LES AND ASKS HIS SECRET OF HAVING SUCH A LARGE PENIS.

LES ANSWERS HIM BUY SAYING "WHEN YOU GET HOME WHACK YOUR PENIS OFF THE BANNISTER THREE TIMES AND THIS IS HOW IT BECOMES BIG AND STRONG!".

THAT NIGHT PETER WENT HOME AND TRIED THIS, HE UNZIPPED HIS PANTS AND WHACKED HIS DICK OFF THE BANNISTER, AFTER THIS HE HEARD HIS WIFE CALL FROM UPSTAIRS "IS THAT YOU LES?"