The Newlywed Couple

A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon. After some intense, but unsatisfying sex for the wife, the new wife decides to take a shower. As she steps out of the shower her husband takes a Polaroid of her bush. "What was that for?" asks the surprised wife. "I want to keep it close to my heart" replies the husband, holding the photo to his chest. The following night, after some more unsatisfying sex for the wife, the husband has a shower. As he steps out of the shower, the wife takes a photo of her husband's dick. "Oh," replies the husband, "You want to keep it close to your heart!" he states, pointing to his dick. "No," replies the wife, "Actually, I want to get an enlargement!"