The Sexy Night-gown

A wife was getting pretty upset about her husband's lack of attention and decided to come on a little stronger to him.

After dinner, she put on her sexy, backless night-gown backwards so her tits were showing and sauntered into the living room.

"Notice anything?" she asked slyly.

"Yes, you've got your night-gown on backwards." her husband answered simply.

"How could you tell?" she cooed.

"Because the shit stains are in the front." he said.