Aussie Wed-ding

Australian Wedding at a sheep farm, big old marquis in the yard and the groom goes up to the bride's father and says: "Sorry cobber, the wedding's off. You've run out of beer and some joker's upstairs screwing the bride". A few minutes later he returns saying: " It's ok, blue, the wedding's back on. Someone's turned up with a load of grog and the bloke who was screwing the bride's apologised" !!