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Becoming a Real Man
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE
UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in:
BECOMING A REAL MAN.
That's right, in just six terms you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn a degree.
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
MEN 101
Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your
Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings
For Christmas, Valentine's Day, etc. |
Winter Schedule
MEN 110
Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response
to Getting In At 4AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End With
Conception
EAT 100 Get A Life, Learn To Cook
ECON 001A What's Hers Is Hers |
Spring Schedule
MEN 120
How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When
You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers
ECON 001B What's Yours Is Half Hers (Must Pass ECON 001A) |
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101
You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's
Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
ELECTIVE (See Electives Below) |
Winter Schedule
MEN 210
The Remote Control: Overcoming Your
Dependency
MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your
Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be A Designated
Driver
MEN 213 Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom
Cruise - Especially Naked
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
(1) |
Spring Schedule
MEN 220
Omitting @&*%$#* From Your Vocabulary
(Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting
Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT
Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important
(2) |
Course Electives
EAT 101
Cooking With Quiche
EAT 102 Utilisation of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping And Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mother-in-Law
MEN 232 Appear To Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say, Yes Dear
ECON 001C Cheaper To Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001B) |
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