Did you know . . . .In America

Several years ago the US Army funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took 2 years and cost of $180,000. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, N.O.W. decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the federal study were incorrect. After three years of research and costs in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide men with more pleasure during sex.

Not long after, the national marketing director of Hooter's (faced with a threatened OSHA inquiry) decided to conduct their own study. Over the course of one weekend, (and a net profit of $2200 in tips) their study found that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying up and hitting him in the forehead.