Drink and Marriage

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. --Tom Waits

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. --William Butler Yeats

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin

Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it. --Anonymous

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
His reply: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.