Every Friday

Two co-workers, Ed and Tom, would go the bar every Friday night for a few beers after work. Ed always stayed while Tom would go home after two or three beers.

One week they met at the bar as usual. Ed asked Tom " why do you always leave after two or three beers?"

" I have to. My wife would make my life miserable if I stayed out all night and came home drunk! I don"t know how you do it! You're married! What's your secret?"

" Well when I go home, I give oral sex to my wife. She wakes up in the morning extremely happy, and even makes me breakfast!"

Inspired, Tom stayed at the bar that night and went home drunk. He snuck straight up to bed, not forgetting to do his oral duty.

He was so well received that afterwards he decided to go downstairs for another beer to celebrate his ingenuity.

He stumbled smugly back down the stairs, only to find his wife sitting at the kitchen table playing solitaire, "Tom honey you have to be very quiet, Mother is staying over and I let her have our room."