INTEROFFICE MEMO: (reportedly real)

Subject: Mmm-mmn-good

A woman at our interactive advertising agency had recently returned from her maternity leave when she sent the following e-mail:

Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it.

I would find it forever after difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table whilst having a discussion about Java applets or brand identity.

Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son if you get my drift.

I will label these things from now on, but if you found your coffee tasted just a little bit unusual this morning, you might think about calling your Mum and telling her you love her.