Careful Where You Put Your Tools

A husband tells his wife there is a problem with the exhaust pipe on their car, and he's going to check it out in the afternoon. The wife goes shopping.

It's a nice sunny, warm day and he puts the car outside their home and jacks it up.

As he is beginning his task their new next door neighbour comes over to see what's going on and to introduce himself.

Turns out he's done this kind of job before and he offers his help.

He slides under the jacked-up car and starts tinkering around under it.

The owner offers to go into the house and grab a cool six-pack.

As he is inside, he's wife returns. She notices that the guy half way under the car has a problem with his shorts.

His genitalia is sticking out of the shorts in the opening intended exclusively for his right leg.

Thinking that it is her husband, she wants to correct the situation and utters: "You shouldn't leave your tools around like that" while reaching down and stuffing everything into the shorts where it belongs.

She goes inside and is freaked out of her mind by meeting her husband and a six-pack in the kitchen door.

She inquires about the guy under the car and learns that it is their new next door neighbour.

She runs outside only to discover that their neighbour is unconscious and bleeding from his forehead....