Night on the Town

Two women went out for a night on the town.

On their walk home, at the end of a long, lonely, alcohol-filled evening, they took a short cut through a pasture and became lost.

They split up to try and find the road home on their own.

One of the lushes finally doubles back only to stumble upon the other, flat on her back under the business end of a milk cow.

Her friend screamed, "what are you doing?"

The other lush replies, "shut up, with all these guys here, one of them is sure to give us a ride home".